Monthly Archives: September 2010
Once a robber went to and robbed all the money at gun point. After finishing his duty, he turned to a nearby customer and asked him “Did you see me rob the bank”, the customer replied “yes sir”. Hearing this the robber shot him killing him immediately. Then he turned to a nearby couple and asked them did you see me robbing the bank. The man replied
“Sir I didn’t but my wife did”
Moral of the story: When opportunity knocks make use of it
You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
You can lust after another car and your current car won’t care.
You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
Women can’t go 200 miles per hour.
You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
A car doesn’t have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
You can’t install sub-woofers in a woman.
Car’s don’t care if you leave them in the garage overnight.
Cars don’t care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don’t call them.
Car’s don’t get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
You can have two cars at once and they won’t be jealous of each other.
Cars don’t have relatives that you have to be nice to.
Car’s come with an owners manual.
Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.
You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won’t care.
There are 50 year old cars that still look good.
Go means go, stop means stop, left means left, right means right. Nothing is implied.
The tyre bill is considerably less than a woman’s shoe bill.
If you take good care of it, it’ll look the same as the day you got it.
You can give it accessories whenever you feel like it, irrespective of birthdays, anniversaries, etc.